Tuesday, December 18, 2007

My First Taste of Snow!

What the hell is this?
Note to Eric: She DO lie!!

If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine…

OK first, cocaine is cold, tastes like pee and if you drop your Nylabone in it… good luck finding it mister. And I huffed plenty of this stuff straight up my snout and NOTHING except a massive headache.

I did enjoy playing in it though. I slipped and slided all around while chasing my ball and every time I slid I uncovered something strangely familiar below it. First time it was something like crunchy grass (another big drug disappointment), then I spotted a dark spot and ran to check it out. It was my pee. Apparently if you pee in cocaine it turns your pee black. I suspect it was something I ate. It smelled like asparagus.

I digress. Anyway, I have never been so happy as I was playing in the cocaine. I guess I will have to watch Scarface now that I can relate.

********* Newsflash **********

M tells me that the cocaine was actually something called snow… which sounds eerily like “No” which makes it all of a sudden a little less appealing.

Just say “Snow” to snow.

Alright, pass the warm milk, ginger cookies and my blankey. I am an indoor girl. The next time someone wants to expose me to snow it better be on top of a cone.