Hi,It is me again.Here in the kitchen baking cookies for Stephanie… the Postlady!Yes.I know.Hard to believe.But as the banner sez… do not call me a dog.I actually adore her.She does not try to bribe me with biscuits.Instead she offers pets and as you all know, I am an unabashed whore for a good stroking of my fur...A good rub on the knob.
What?That offends you?Tsk.It is your mind that is dirty and shameful. I prescribe 5 hell mary’s.Arf!
I like: beer, having my stomach rubbed, hangin' in the alley and watching cartoons. I should have been born a man. I am suing the state (and I will win) for a sex change.
Dislikes: Dry dog food (intolerable!), fireworks, processing one of Master's long hairs, upchucking seafoam.