The snow has cleared and here I am on a fine Spring day contemplating last Spring's evils that befell me at the hands of the villainess!
The constant taunting:
When I gots me a bright idea. A plot so perfect I could stump Agatha herself! Bwaha HA!
Who would be able to solve "coquettish golden, in the drawing room (OK - the home office) with... an icicle!
The deed will be done! One plunge thusly and the ruddy strumpet will be bound to world immortal!*
*reminder to self - toss the Kenneth Branaugh DVD's.