Friday, January 14, 2011

Notes From the CIA Field Manual


1.45.A:  When confronted by a ruthless and evil terrorist as shown below.  Whatever you do - DO NOT PANIC AND ATTEMPT TO FREE YOURSELF BY GNAWING OFF YOUR OWN LEG!

1.45.B:  GO DIRECTLY FOR THE ACHILLES! 
 (And never forget to protect the flank with the tail.)


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