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Friday, November 16, 2007
I AM Cute!
Listen, I don't try to deny the obvious. I don't fish for compliments. Why bother when everyone cannot seem to contain their love for me when I trot into the room. "Oh you are so adorable Zoe", "C'mere sweetie pumpkin cutie pie"... oy.
I like: beer, having my stomach rubbed, hangin' in the alley and watching cartoons. I should have been born a man. I am suing the state (and I will win) for a sex change.
Dislikes: Dry dog food (intolerable!), fireworks, processing one of Master's long hairs, upchucking seafoam.
2 comments:
Very cute... do you have a sister?
No, But I gots a brother... and he is open.
Zeebert
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